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Funny SMS
| < Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U! Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul. |
| <2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies |
| <If you are in tension, If nothing seems right, If u find no way out, Then just think of me only once, I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions |
| <Scientists all over the world r wondering, how long a human being can live without brain. Please tell them ur age |
| < Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega. ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena varna award haath sey niqal jayega!! |
| <Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya Mera dost aaj bhi nahi nahaya. |
| <sham hote hii ye dil udaas hota hai toote khwaboo ke siwa kush na pass hota hai tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai bandar jab koi ass paas hota hai. |
| <If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P... |
| <Husband: mein tenu sms si ki me rat nu aunga, ghar aaya te tu kisi hor de nal suti hoyi si. Wife : galti mobile company di aa, jede time nal sms nahi bhejde!! sory, age to dyhan rakha gi. |
| <10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidentsarer due to driving without drinking! Piyo Sar Utha Ke! |
| <First Doc: I had sex with my patient. I'm feeling guilty Second Doc: It happens in our profession. Take it easy yaar. First Doc: Yeah, but I'm a Veterinary doctor. |
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